Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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