Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I want you more than these girls want KFC
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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