i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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