Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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