i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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