quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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