but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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