Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
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