Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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