It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I wish i was in the wii world.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
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