ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
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