I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
whose parrot is this?
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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