We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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