He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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