how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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