my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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