He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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