You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
You work out of a Hotel?
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
there was a trapeze. enough said
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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