batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I licked your asshole in confidence.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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