i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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