You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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