I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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