At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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