You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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