I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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