i jhust puked up my retainher.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Randomize
