Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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