Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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