is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Randomize
