she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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