We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
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