you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Randomize
