People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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