Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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