did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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