so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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