The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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