that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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