what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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