last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Randomize
