Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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