Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
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