it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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