it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
i black out too much to be "responsible"
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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