he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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