I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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