Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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