I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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