that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
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