i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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