Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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