hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
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