if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
