$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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